Reason to binge: being faced with a stunning girl, legs up to here, boobs under her chin, skin like a peach and thirty years younger...feel inferior. Reason not to binge: going shopping with a plain, dumpy girl buying crisps and fizzy drinks...feel superior....

I suppose it's a good thing that we don't know what's in store for us as we get older; I guess it would completely ruin our enjoyment of the youth we so unashamedly waste and take for granted. Since I turned 60, I have discovered a whole new world that...